Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer Wedding
That's why seeing her newly released wedding video has us crying an embarrassingly large amount of tears.
"All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him", she joked, though she admitted that Fischer's vows were even better than her own.
Fischer's vows came first, with the professional chef unabashedly declaring his love for the Comedy Central alum.
"I just wanted to plug some of my road dates", Schumer deadpans, before getting honest.
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In footage from their February 13 nuptials, Schumer adorably explains to Fischer, "People are wondering, 'Why the rush?' and it's because I truly can not wait another second to be your wife". She said, "In my vows I go, But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't.' And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.' It was all like, bad shit". "Why so fast?' and it's because I truly can not wait another second to be your wife", Schumer answers.
Schumer's love life is not the only thing booming since her new film is coming out this year. I Feel Pretty will be in theaters April 27. She was in attendance at the small affair, along with Larry David, Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler. She recently appeared on You Up With Nikki Glaser to talk to Nikki Glaser about her wedding and how she kept it genuine with the humor the couple share.
'No I'm not pregnant, ' she wrote on Instagram.
Thanks to her hilarious sketch show Inside Amy Schumer, her many stand up specials, her semi-autobiographical film Trainwreck, and her best-selling book The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, we're invested in Amy Schumer's happiness.
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