Amy Schumer says marriage to Chris Fischer feels good
Earlier this month Amy Schumer shocked everyone with her surprise wedding announcement after getting married to her chef boyfriend Chris Fischer, who she had only confirmed she was dating on social media a few days before the ceremony.
Amy revealed something X-rated that she said during her wedding vows.
The Trainwreck actress said she spent about 20 minutes penning her vows, which she said "sucked". "Now that I can't have kids!'" she said. "He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f*cking loser.' It was all like, very bad shit".
Sounds like a promising start.
"It feels f-king good", she continued about married life. And, though she says husband Chris Fischer's words topped hers, her company on the radio disagreed.
Glaser also revealed a seemingly amusing anecdote from Schumer's wedding vow. The actress shared a new slideshow of photos February 17 from the reception, which included pictures with her sister, Kim Caramele. Despite that, she is happy that the two of them made a decision to get married early in their relationship.
'And his were like, heckling me too.
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She went on to say that she is happy that she quickly Wednesday Fisher and added: "Part of the thing that's good about us getting married so quickly is that we are so in love". Every girl I know, if they get proposed to, they are like, 'Oh now?
"It feels f-- good!"she said".
"I'm a wife as hell".
"All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him", Schumer quipped.
Nearly two weeks after her surprise wedding, the I Feel Pretty star is LOVING married life - particularly being referred to as a "wife".
"I don't ever think I'll get a text like that again", she said. Schumer joined Chris Rock, Leslie Jones, Tracy Morgan and his wife and daughter, Megan Wollover and Maven Morgan, at Madison Square Garden to watch the New York Knicks take on the Golden State Warriors.
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