Costco Selling Apocalypse Food Survival Kits

Costo Now Sells an All-Pastel Doomsday-Prepper Food Kit

Costo Now Sells an All-Pastel Doomsday-Prepper Food Kit

Rising sea levels and a presidential porn star sex scandal could be signaling the end of days for us humans. If your answer isn't "I'm willing to spend $5,999.99 on a Nutristore 1-Year Premium Food Kit so my family of four can survive the apocalypse", then maybe you should ask yourself why you even pay that $60 annual membership fee. We can't rule out such a possibility with leaders of a few countries, especially North Korea threatening to use a nuclear weapon in case of an attack from another country.

'Packaged discreetly for privacy in shipping, ' the pallets are created to feed a family of four for a year.

As previously mentioned, the Costco preppers can go for a little as $999.99, as that price will get you 96 cans and feed one person for a year on a diet of 1,200 calories per day. Buyers can expect such delicacies as freeze-dried broccoli and dehydrated apples, which can last up to 25 years. Yum...

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Of course you like 30-count variety packs of SunChips and four-pound-sized tuna cans, but as a Costco member, how truly committed are you to the concept of bulk purchases?

Gotta hand it to the mega-retailer on the rather un-ironic marketing.

Costco apparently wants to make sure you're ready for any major emergency. The best-preserved of these products expire in 30 years, so buying the kit honestly suggests a pretty glass-half-empty view of civilization. On Costco.ca, there's now only one kit option: Chef's Banquet. As one might expect, people on Twitter have some thoughts.

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