Stephen Colbert Cuts Commercial Break with Google Sponsorship Bailout The Associated Press by Nate Church28 Mar 20180 28 Mar 2018 27 Mar 2018
The Late Show host began by mocking President Trump's praise for Roseanne Barr and her show's massive ratings during a speech on infrastructure.
New episodes of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert air weeknights at 11:35 p.m. EST only on CBS. So what's Colbert's beef? But when CNN wrote a report about it for its website the following morning, it had the headline, "Look Who's Playing John Bolton on 'SNL'".
"Fake news. I take everything back!"
"Fake news!" Colbert exclaimed. "It's very important to me that nobody thinks President Trump is handing the keys to the war machine to some sort of hair-trigger lunatic", Carvey explained, referencing Bolton's reputation as a war hawk.
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"C'mon, CNN, this isn't SNL", he continued.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert obviously isn't SNL (Colbert hasn't been on the sketch show since a Saturday TV Funhouse segment in 2011), unless "you think SNL stands for Stephen's Nightly Laughs", he joked.
Colbert then offered a hot tip for CNN to distinguish between "SNL" and his show: namely, that Carvey's appearance happened on a Wednesday. "You got three things wrong... in three letters!"
Are Donald Trump supporters desiring the border wall so much that they're willing to pay for it themselves? Still, it's nice just to be recognized. After showing a clip of the president speculating that he was even better at construction than being president, the comedian said, "Don't sell yourself short, sir: You suck at both".
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