Deadpool 2: The merc with the mouth returns

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Deadpool 2 arrives in theaters tomorrow.

In the new video Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) recaps the past decade, including that unfortunate appearance in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, the leaked test footage that kickstarted the first movie, and more. In this latest promo, Deadpool doesn't just take aim at the big Avengers crossover event - he fires shots at the entire ten-year run of the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

It's something of joke on a joke, or a setup and the punchline, beginning when Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) is auditioning recruits for his newly formed "super duper f**king group", X-Force, and accepts Vanisher, a mutant whose gag is that you never see him throughout his time onscreen, only a seemingly empty headshot or floating skydiving harness.

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If you think the movie would have the restraint to not highlight, underline and make jokes about the fact that this is the plot to "Terminator", then you should adjust your expectations immediately.

Ryan Reynolds (as Deadpool): "Gosh, where do I start?" It went on to earn over $783 million against a $58 million budget to become the overall highest-grossing R-rated film of all-time (as of 2016) and the highest-grossing X-Men film. Fortunately, one of the Merc's powers is regenerating limbs, leading to one of the film's funniest sight gags as he totters about on infant-like legs. All of the characters are great, the standout being Zazie Beetz's Domino. Bad jokes, bad wordplay, innuendos, double entendres, shameless product plugs - they're all in "Deadpool 2". All that matters is it entertained you enough to be able to move to the next action set piece without you checking the time. It was directed by David Leitch from a script by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. While the film tries to imbue Deadpool and much of his supporting cast with some gravitas, it's hard to take anything here too seriously given the generally goofy tone of the movie - it's akin to trying to give Bugs Bunny an emotional arc in a vintage Looney Tunes short. The film is so chock-full of shocks, surprises, and laughs I found myself screaming at the screen. The film, honestly, feels like you're taking a ride on your favorite roller coaster, only to find out as you're strapping in that they've sped it up and added some extra loops. You'll likely to need a second viewing to catch it all, so you'll buy another ticket down the road or - better - pick up the DVD when it is released. First, this is not for kids folks, do not make that mistake. Sure Marvel Studios may have popularized post credit scenes, but Deadpool 2 has the best ones you will ever see. Busts of laughter pepper the film's landscape like mines. Those looking for a change of pace with superhero movies, this will certainly do the job. Pay attention or you're going to miss some.

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